fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
