I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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