why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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