Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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