I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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