I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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