i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
