Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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