Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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