I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You are a genius and a whore.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm always down for nudity.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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