garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
