i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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