oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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