that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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