Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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