Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Randomize
