Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
