How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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