I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just want to make out with him forever
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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