There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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