i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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