btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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