If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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