these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
