Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
