North Korea, Best Korea!
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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