ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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