I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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