You're completely useless in the revolution.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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