This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Even my vagina gasped.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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