You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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