Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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