I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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