i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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