Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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