sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
my poor anus
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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