Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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