I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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