Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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