The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize