just come out here and I will go home with you...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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