I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Can you bring me the toilet please
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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