Midget sex pt 2 tonight
True but thats because hes a fetus.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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