We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm really busy with my period
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