He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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