I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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