We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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