It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
