it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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