Well apparently he's into motor boating.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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