when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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