Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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