If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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