I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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